FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF BANANA - THE PERFECT KINGDOM

 FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF BANANA 

By Sage, Victor

In a republic right before tartarus was a region populated by men and monkeys. A perfect kingdom with the best set of vices. Men and monkeys were not just animals, they were peers. In this kingdom everything was perfect! Perfect darkness, perfect corruption and perfect poverty. Bananaland had no rival in the whole of the nine planets. 

***********************************************************

The kingdom was ruled by monkeys in the time past, monkeys from different tribes, Latino, oriental, black and many more. The men were so annoyed that they decided to rule Banana land themselves because the monkeys kept all the bananas for themselves. The men said to themselves, 'this banana is for all of us, therefore we must be the ones to rule Bananaland not those ugly monkeys!' So the men met with banana king to air their views about the region. The men said to the banana king, 'lets run a democratic system of government, we can make Bananaland great if all bananalarian choose a president of their choice'.  The banana king replied 'but bananaland is great already, we have perfect everything! Perfect bananas, perfect banana eaters and perfect banana recyclers. What more do we need?' The men were perplex but still wanted their republic, so they replied, 'more bananas!' The monkeys were surprised; Bananaland had perfect everything which means enough bananas. Even thiefs in bananaland are perfect. The saying in bananaland is that a thief is not a thief if the thief gets caught while stealing. You see, stealing is not truely corruption in this kingdom. There was silence for a thousand seconds as banana king pondered about the men reply.  The banana king out of the blue responded, 'let's count all the bananas in banana land before counting all the banana eaters in banana land to know if we have enough banana for all bananalarian.'

********************************************

The men whispered to themselves 'there is enough banana for all of us but we must convince everyone that the banans are not enough.' A wise man among the men then said to banana king, 'lets gather all the bananas in bananaland in one room and place one thousand monkeys to key watch over them, lest raiders from other region steal our bananas.' The banana king was impressed with the idea so October 1st was picked as the day to count all the bananas and banana eaters in bananaland. The men predicted that the bananas wont survive a month under the watch of monkey, so they celebrated their victory. 

***************************************************
Read episode 2 by clicking here: https://tospress.blogspot.com.ng/2018/01/federal-republic-of-banana-episode-2.html to ccontinue the story.